Title: A.M.T.D.I.
Summary: A routine trading mission turns into the awkward situation to end all awkward situations.
Type / Pairings: Sheppard/Weir, Sheppard/other
Main characters: Sheppard, Weir, Carson
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language
Disclaimer: not mine.
Author's Notes: So I adore Aliens Made Them Do It stories, but if there really was an aphrodisiac so potent you physically *had* to have sex -- well, the results would probably be more awkward than romantic.


( A.M.T.D.I. )

I know all you S&A people have seen this already:




But I just have to mention it, because what. The. Hell.

Is this a common thing down there? If so, it must be super surreal for visiting Americans to turn on the TV.

I actually watched a ton of it yesterday, just because I was enjoying the bizarre experience of watching an unsubtitled TV show, shot in a language I speak not a word of, and knowing exactly what was going on. I watched huge chunks of it where I forgot that I didn't understand a word, because I understood every word.

So frickin' weird.

Title: Repeat as Necessary
Summary: Elizabeth is in the infirmary. John should let her sleep. However.
Type / Pairings: Sheppard/Weir
Main characters: Sheppard and Weir
Rating: PG
Warnings: language
Disclaimer: not mine.
Author's Notes: Hi, internet! Didn't think I'd be back, but turns out when I get super stressed, my go-to release valve is still writing super fluffy fic where Elizabeth is sleepy -- and, in this case, stoned. Short and kind of weird.

( Repeat as Necessary )

...if my most recent story has been spamming your friends page the last day or so. For some reason whenever I tried to post to a comm it posted it to my journal instead, leading to many deletings and repostings. I think it's fixed now.

Thanks to whomever nominated my stuff for the Stargate Fan Awards. I missed the deadline to participate, but I'm flattered you thought of me.

ETA: Never mind. They very kindly allowed my tardy ass to participate. But thank you in any case!

In the Buffyverse I prefer Cordelia and Willow.

In SGA I could tell the canon ship was supposed to be Sheppard/Teyla, but I immediately gravitated to Sheppard/Weir before I even knew their was a fandom for it.

I can completely take or leave Sam Carter.

I loved Scully but Olivia in Fringe leaves me cold.

... I think I am incapable of identifying with blondes.

Huh. No idea what that's about.

So happy right at this moment.

Torri Higginson is on some procedural on CBS as we speak.

Oh, I think she might be gone.

(She's so pretty.)

Title: Got Them Tied-to-an-alien-totem-pole Blues
Author: rillarilla 
Rating: PG13
Pairings: John/Elizabeth, Elizabeth/Cameron
Spoilers: Ghost in the Machine
Summary: Being tied to alien totem poles gives John and Elizabeth plenty of time to fight, make up, fight again, and figure out how they got to this point.

This one was written really fast and is unbetaed, so I apologize for any mistakes or peculiarities.

( fic )

I love my country so much.

More Atlantis fic, yay!

Title: Wake-up Call
Summary: This is not a banner day for John Sheppard.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: not mine.
( John isn't supposed to fall asleep in Elizabeth's bed. )